"Butt me once, shame on you, butt me twice, shame on me", said the blind man. It was the year 30,000 AD and only T4s were roaming the gastro-plains. The Rocketsauruses had just began to launch off of their crystal planet to begin patrolling the 7th flight dimension. It was a quiet day for Chiniqua Rodriguez of the Szylarck Faction until her flux capacitor arrived at her house in an ordinary radioactive super nova laser box. "This will show those fat mites whose boss!" squealed Chiniqua. It was time to put it to the test, Chiniqua would reach her final destination on planet earth 27,994 years earlier in the traditionally cosmic past where Anthony Nardi lived. She configured her galactic powered razor scooter for the year 2005. Chiniqua pushed of the ground with her her right foot slowly while she snapped her fingers to her favorite song, she began to gain speed. It was true what professor Mario had said "Only a scooter had the proper time dynamics to make it through a black hole", it had seemed that all those razor scooter lessons had finally paid off. Just as Chiniqua reached 88 miles per hour lightning started to come off the front end of her scooter. The Fourth Law of the Galactic Dynasty had just been broken, time travel was punishable by death. Timmy the cyborg, noticed Chiniqua and reported it to the galactic police. The word spread quickly, and the chief of police was informed of this travesty. "Oh my god...not again," grunted the chief, "prepare the scooters!" Now hundreds of soldiers mounted themselves on razor scooters, the battle had just begun. His army consisted of people and dogs of all ages, diapers protected them from breaking the planets atmosphere. But these were no ordinary diapers, these were invented by electro-dynamic robot engineers. Their super-absorbent multi-layered components made them nearly 13 times as effective as Huggies. The twelve suns had just descended, and only diapers emitted light in the night sky.
Anthony Nardi's dream would finally come true as he opened the door, a 700 pound woman from the future was lying on his bed. Stunned by her beauty, Anthony was speechless. "Cream, need cream weely badwy"! Anthony read about the future before, and knew that people lived off vast amounts of cream and to save his futuristic dream, he would need some fast. Using the hoverboard Chiniqua had given him, Anthony grabbed on the back of a pickup truck on the way down to town and whispered under his breath, "Oh yeah bay-bay" He saw a button at the bottom of the board and curiously asked himself "Wow, what does this button do?" He pressed the button, instantly teleporting him forward with the milk in his hands in the house where Chiniqua lay panting. "Hurry....not...much time...left"! Anthony quickly poured the milk on Chiniquas body, reviving her to her full strength. "Tanks mister, Ive rewarded you for your herioc deeds" Anthony asked what she meant by this and heard his dog say while doing a back flip, "Bring me outside i need to go to the bathroom." "What the?!" Anthony looked at his dog until just seconds later Cyclonian laser beams shot out his eyes blowing his dog into a thousand pieces. "Wow, I have lazer eyes and I can hear animals talk!" Chiniqua replied, "No, you can only use laser eyes on dogs and understand dogs". Bark bark wag, wag wag bark, bark wag wag bark bark, "hahaha", the gift of talking to dogs that had once been stolen from his family was returned, the day that had once been shrouded in shadows was now brighter than the jets on a rocketsaurus. King Bubstada had been saved, the people of Hindary Avenue had fresh water once again, and those damn fat mites were taught a fucking lesson they would never remember.
Anthony Nardi's dream would finally come true as he opened the door, a 700 pound woman from the future was lying on his bed. Stunned by her beauty, Anthony was speechless. "Cream, need cream weely badwy"! Anthony read about the future before, and knew that people lived off vast amounts of cream and to save his futuristic dream, he would need some fast. Using the hoverboard Chiniqua had given him, Anthony grabbed on the back of a pickup truck on the way down to town and whispered under his breath, "Oh yeah bay-bay" He saw a button at the bottom of the board and curiously asked himself "Wow, what does this button do?" He pressed the button, instantly teleporting him forward with the milk in his hands in the house where Chiniqua lay panting. "Hurry....not...much time...left"! Anthony quickly poured the milk on Chiniquas body, reviving her to her full strength. "Tanks mister, Ive rewarded you for your herioc deeds" Anthony asked what she meant by this and heard his dog say while doing a back flip, "Bring me outside i need to go to the bathroom." "What the?!" Anthony looked at his dog until just seconds later Cyclonian laser beams shot out his eyes blowing his dog into a thousand pieces. "Wow, I have lazer eyes and I can hear animals talk!" Chiniqua replied, "No, you can only use laser eyes on dogs and understand dogs". Bark bark wag, wag wag bark, bark wag wag bark bark, "hahaha", the gift of talking to dogs that had once been stolen from his family was returned, the day that had once been shrouded in shadows was now brighter than the jets on a rocketsaurus. King Bubstada had been saved, the people of Hindary Avenue had fresh water once again, and those damn fat mites were taught a fucking lesson they would never remember.
